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A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.
Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!
Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!
Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
LOOOK AT MY NOOOOO FIGGET SPINURR ISN'T IT SOOOO KOAALLLLL ITS BETTER THAN YOUR DUM XBOX MY FIGIT SPINURE KEN PLAIY KOOLL OF DOODIE IT KEN PRUDICT TEH FOOOTURE IT KEN MAK ENI ONE LIK U IT IS THE GRATEST TOI OV AL TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEK YOUR STOOPIDD POOP STATION 4 MY FIGGIT SPINUR CAN RUN 4K ON MY TV AN IS A FASTURR THAN A DUM PC IT KEN EVEN RUN UNDERTALE AND HAK EVERY ELEKTRONIK DEVICEZ. IN.TEH.WURLD.
A sexual position where the female rotates on the males penis while the male spins her like a fidget spinner.
Damn Bro! she got so nauseous when I busted the fidget spinner on her last night.
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A toy with three sides that can only spin.
"Look at my gold fidget spinner!"
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I have a fidget spinner.
So...you have autism.
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The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.
Guy 1: Hey what you got there
Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"
Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this
*cocks shotgun
The End
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AKA Autism, are spinny stupid toys that you only spin. It is an excuse for people with ADHD.
Fidget spinners are increasing my autism levels
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