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Quarantine Fifteen

A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.

"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 17, 2021


Fifteen Puzzle

Not to be confused with the vintage board game of the same name, fifteen puzzle is an 1800's phrase referring to total confusion.

“I'm feeling rather fifteen puzzle about this. Are you sure that dogs don't meow?”

by C L G January 31, 2021


the fleshman fifteen

Those participating in a fraternity initiation weekend must go unnoticed all night long while successfully ejaculating on fifteen unsuspecting freshman. Parameters are that all ejaculations must go on within the frat house within a 48 hour span. The penalty for being caught is getting a lapdance from a transvestite stripper until it results in ejaculation.

Ayy brodie you going to Beta house tonight? I heard Brad is attempting the fleshman fifteen tonight?

by rectalreloader September 8, 2018


Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023