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Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

by queefsucker February 23, 2015


flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend

Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor

by barnicle20 April 27, 2011


flab waffle

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.

WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

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neutral flab

A group of people, who are always neutral, and hang out in the flab. THey are pranksters. They also love saying neutral flab.

dude, did you see neutral flab tepee that house last night?

man, i love neutral flab !

by Evan Broadbent March 25, 2009

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Flabs of Steel

It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.

"Hey, you met Tyler Bennett?"

"Yeah, he's got Flabs of Steel like shit, man."

"That douchebag."

by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 5, 2009

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flab cock

when a male has to much sex.and his penis shrivels up like a hairy snake.

Josh sure has flab cock after all that sex with megan

by Brently October 31, 2006

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flab

A square-like flap around the crotchial area. Has ten holes going along the front edge of the flap. Able to have sex with both genders. Usually found on he-shes.

Hi i have a flab cause im cool like dat

by iamcool1234567890 March 1, 2010

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