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The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.
The couple tried the choking fish flail tonight. She rode him and choked him until he passed out.
A pair of fucking goofs (usually consisting of a turtle and an aaron flaigot) who together flail more than either one could on his own.
Colby: Fuck, Oliver and The Kike Ring are such flailing faggots! They went off to make turtle and kike soup with steph again!
Native: Yea we shall organize a flailing faggot DOMING
Colin: Fuck those fucking goofs lets smoke a blunt
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The word cheese flail originates from a nomadic tribe in Nothern America. These sick people sit around a table and discuss how to take of the world, by force and institute a communist utopia against the will of the people. The flail is used to crush the dissenters.
The communist beat the republican with a cheese flail when he refused to eat tofu.
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A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
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The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.
She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail
To wildly swing one's dick around, as if imitating a helicopter, whilst making eye contact with those around and softly saying "Belllaaaaa"
Bella entered the room. John had that look in his eye and she just knew he was about to do a flailing bella.
Urban Flail
Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)
The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.
The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.
*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”
“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.