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A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.
I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight
Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
A severed head in a birdhouse
:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?
:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
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A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.
Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else
a flashlight with a plastic pussy/anus instead of a light
person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy