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A severed head in a birdhouse
:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?
:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.
I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight
A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.
Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else
a flashlight with a plastic pussy/anus instead of a light
person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy
The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.
E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."