I Can't Pick Usernames

I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.

"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"

i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!

aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !

i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

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I can't breathe

True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.

"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.

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I can't drive 55

A song about people that have the inability to drive at exactly 55MPH (55KPH in other places). Written by the replacer Sammy Hagar in the year of 1984.

Dude, I can't drive 55! It's not on my dashboard!

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I can't do this anymore

Meaning the person is tired of living and wants to commit suicide

girl 1 "i cant..."
girl 2 "U CANT WHAT? Talk To Me"
girl 1 "#I can't do this anymore"
girl 1 kills herself

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I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"

A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore