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What I like to put in my sugar.
Coffee is best used as an additive to substances like sugar and cream, but consumed in excess, ruins the flavour and experience of quality sugar.
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1) adjective
Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable.
2) noun
An object of awesomeness.
synonyms: awesome, cool
antonyms: decaf
1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, that's so coffee.
2)
A: I found $100!
B: Coffee!
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Coffee that tastes like coffee. Doesn't tastes like hazelnut, vanilla, pumpkin spice or whatever. Coffee like it was meant to be.
From Denis Leary's Lock and Load:
Been in Dunkin' Donuts lately? The last bastion of coffee flavored coffee? It's gone. Forget about it. You walk in there now, there's people wearing berets, they're writing poetry on computers, there's a kid behind the counter: "Would you like a coffee kuhlata?"
Fuck no! www.blowme.com! Coffee Kuhlata -- what the hell is that all about? Man, when I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts had two things -- coffee, and donuts, and that WAS IT! You took the donut, you dunked it in the cofee, thus the fuckin title of the place! Duuuuuuuuuukin DONUTS!
That's all the had, donuts and coffee, nothing else, no ice, no napkins, no soda, no salt, no pepper, no parfait, no crousants, NOTHING! You walk in there now, there's soup flying around, people are eating finger sandwiches... They got donuts on display in a case, like relics from a former era, you know. 'Here's what we used to serve. We used to fry 'em up and sell them by the dozen, back in the 70's.'
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Coffee- having sex , while your coffee gets cold
Would you like to come over for coffee
Aka Brown morning potion.
The substance that prevents mass homicide and keeps humanity alive
If I don't get coffee, all of yall are gonna die
Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.
"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"
A black liquid that gives me energy and a will to live.
I was wondering why I was feeling so crappy, and then I realized I hadn't had any coffee this morning.