Fork

When someone is 'erect' when spooning with another person.

dude i was spoonin with my girlfriend last nite and i totally turned into a fork

billy: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bobby: WHAT?!?!
billy: DUDE THERES A FORK IN THE SPOON DRAWER!!!!!

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Forking

The game in which 5 people throw a fork in the air and try not to get hit, But then run to find it so they can then throw it. Can also be played with a spoon or with a knife, but can be more dangerous with knifes.

Owen: Anyone wanna go forking?
Luke: Yeah, lets fork?
Sophie: I've got the fork. Ready?

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fork

to stick a ton of forks (tines up) in someone's yard.

hey, wanna go fork ralph tonight? i got purple forks this time.

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forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

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Fork

An object used for masturbation.

Paige used her fork all night!

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the fork

a man who likes to have sex with other women, but he can last only a mintue

Michael is the fork.

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Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.

Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.

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