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Some may say this is a cheap beer.. but there is only one real beer that may be called frat water.. and that would be Fratty Light, aka Natural Light.
fratdaddy: where's my koozie? i need it for this frat water.
gdi: what's frat water?
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one rule and one rule only.....
"Bitches not fucking, not coming"
Only invite bitches who are DTF , we are operating on frat rules.
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Indestructible shoes shield our feet from the mysterious substances that inhabit frat house floors and the endless hordes of strangers stepping on our toes. Their exclusive purpose is to be beaten, abused, and soiled by us and other blacked out college students. When push comes to shove, everyone needs a sturdy pair of shoes to carry them through the lawless land that is a college party and back home when the night comes to an end.
Claire: what should i wear tonight to sigma kappa lamda?
Friend: doesn't really matter, as long as you have your frat shoes on to protect your feet.
One who is involved in general debauchery during the week -drinking past midnight, hooking up with random girls, passing out in a place other than their own - but always shows up for his high paying corporate job on time each day. The person must be under the age of 35, have an income over $100,000, and never know the name of the girls he sleeps with.
"Joe was out till like 3am last night, he finally banged that girl from accounting, and then he gave a killer presentation at this morning's meeting." "Yeah, that's some serious corporate frat".
Polo/button down/shirt with pocket (Ralph Lauren, Southern Tide, Southern Proper, Vinyard Vines, Coastal Apparel, Perils, etc.), sunglasses on croakies (COASTA DEL MAR, or Ray ban but not as good), shorts above the knees NO CARGO SHORTS! (names listed for shirts), sperry top sider's. Bowtie on occasion (tailoring company or Southern Proper is a sure bet), Never wear socks or an undershirt you don't have time to do that because you will be too busy fratting.
Frat Clothes include brands: Ralph Lauren, Southern Tide, Southern Proper, Vineyard Vines, Coastal Apparel, Perils, Coasta del mar, Ray ban, Sperry
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The frat swoop is a hair style very common in the southeast among fraternity guys. It consists of bangs that come down in the front that either swoops to the left or the right. Hair is mostly messy looking everywhere else due to a night of raging.
Matt was offered the job over Larry because he was rocking the nice frat swoop look unlike Larry who was doning a mullet.
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A name given to a man who is the frattiest of all frat stars and resembles Ron Weasley from Harry Potter. Generally all Frat Weasleys have red hair and can be seen at the local dining hall pounding Frat Soda and disregarding women. Note, you may also be dubbed Frat Weasley if your first name rhymes with Ron (Weasley) eg. Shawn, John. (In such cases you may refer to sed person as Shawn Weasley or John Weasley, etc.)
Jeffrey: Hey who is that kid over there making out with 3 girls at once?
Pledge: Damnit Jeffrey don't you know? That is Frat Weasley. I would do anything to be him.
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