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A mythical place where men claim to be when they can't get a woman they like to have sex with them. Many of them believe that being nice to a girl is pre-payment for sex, and if she rejects your advances then she's a bitch. They believe for some reason that the only reason they should be kind to a woman is so they can get into her pants.
Many of the 'friendzonees' claim to be nice gus, though really they just have a bad case of Nice Guy Syndrome, and awful disease where one believes that pretending to be your friend in order to get into your pants in a reasonable way to act. When they are rejected because they're "too nice", they bitch and moan and cry to the god of fedoras. He always concludes that women like to be treated like shit, despite the fact that he is dehumanizing them and treating them as objects to be won over by his 'niceness'.
Anna: Why do guys always assume that I owe them sex because they're nice to me?
Samantha: I don't know, Anna. It seems a bit dehumanizing of them.
Anna: Yeah, and I have a boyfriend too...
George: Why won't she date me? I guess it's because I'm too nice, and not because I'm a boring asshole with no hobbies, no common interests and I'm overweight! No, it's probably because I'm the nicest guy ever. What a bitch!
Ian: Yeah I know man... I got friendzoned by this girl I knew for two years... She said it's not because I'm ugly and unattractive, but because she doesn't want to ruin our friendship! Stupid bitch, she obviously wants to be treated like shit!
Sally: Why do guys always think that because I don't want to date them, the people I'm interested in are douchebags?
Maddie: Yeah I know what you mean! My boyfriends a really nice guy, plus he's interesting and we have common interests!
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A place where fuckboys who don't handle rejection well live and whine.
"I've been in the friendzone for years bruh."
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a situation when you want to get mad because he or she getting close to someone else but you cant.
a situation when she or he says " thanks for being such a good friend"
a situation when you dont even know what kind of relationship you are
a : hey are you going out with her
b : damn i stuck in the friendzone
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A "zone" in which one person in a platonic relationship is in love with the other member of the platonic relationship, but that other member dismisses him/her by saying they're just friends.
When he was friendzoned, he realized that nice guys finish last, if at all.
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friendzone What a guy claims when the girl he f*ckzoned won't have sex with him, while continuing to hang around pretending to care in the predatory hope that she'll have "a weak moment" and "take pity" on him sexually, all while resenting every nice thing he does for her, and dismissing anything she does for him in return if it isn't sex. Usually the guy considers himself a "Nice Guy" in the midst of his deception and attempted manipulation. Said "Nice Guy" fixates on a girl usually due to her appearance and ignores all less aesthetically pleasing girls while complaining that women are too shallow to love him because of his looks. See also incel
"She friendzoned me to date that jerk because he's good looking. She doesn't appreciate what a great guy I am inside - I hope he breaks her heart and dumps her. Then maybe she'll come around."
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The boundary in which a (typically) younger male is discarded by a female who does not wish to have sex with him . . . while still permitting him to lavish her in unearned attention, compliments, generosity and adoration. He may be an “orbiter” and provider without limits – but not a lover.
"The fucking bitch kept leading me on after she said she doesn't like me. She fucking friendzoned me! She even got me to drive her and her boyfriend, Chad to her house so he can smash her"
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When a girl decides that you are her friend, and no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like a brother, or a lamp.
John- Dude, i would totally rail jane, but I don't feel like she wants the d.
Jim- Sorry man, looks like you're stuck in the friendzone.
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