Fritter Scrolling

Wasting time, energy or money, scrolling aimlessly through frivolous content on social media, websites or video sharing sites. Could also be loosely be referred to as Idle Scrolling, which is spending time doing nothing, albeit one is scrolling, they are scrolling without purpose, aim or goal.

The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.

I was fritter scrolling and didn't realise how much time had past.

fritter lover

Prez clout is a fritter lover and he is proud

Prez Clout on soundcloud

any fritter lover is gay

all-darn fritter

Used for when you are surprised; similar to if you were to say, “what in the world?”

What in the all-darn fritter was that noise?!

bung frittered

Something that happens to your backside when you're in jail and are overpowered by Bubba.

I got bung frittered last night by Bubba. I think I'll stand over there to eat my breakfast.

Fritters

Its when someone gets banged to hard and shakes (not and orgasm )

Hey justin did you injoy that ass

Justin: yea man i banged him so hard he got fritters .

Friend: next time go slow maybe he will cum without hands .

Fritter

A pussy, someone who is just talks a lot of shit but cant back it up in any way

Fuckin' Jake, he said to meeting him behind the gym but doesn't turn up what a fritter.

fritter

1.Someone who finesses the opposing sex
2.Doing something extreme
3. In contrast, doing something non-extreme
4. In addition to a person, place, thing, or idea

1."Damn did you hook up with her?"
"Yeah man"
"Such a fritter"

2."Can't believe you cheated on your test... You're such a fritter!"
3. "You couldn't even say hey to her? Wow you're such a fritter!"
4. "What's up Klaus fritter"