Front Ass

When one reaches a level of obesity to the extent that he/she has two asses - a fully functional rear ass as well as a non-functional, for appearances only frontal ass.
The frontal ass is anatomically referenced as the Front Ass. The front ass encompasses the lower abdominal area from the pubic bone to the waist line.

"Jabba's getting rather large That's quite the front ass that she's packing. Although I must say, it does help to balance out her rather generous rear ass."

"Man those stretch pants are screaming bloody murder. Her front ass is putting a hurting on them while at the same time her rear ass appears to making a meal of them."

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Front 242

Belgium based industrial band who coined the phrase EBM. Starting in the early 1980's, Front 242 were very influential in the industrial scene at the time. Later works included the use of techno elements and metal guitar samples.

EBM stands for Electronic Body Music which is another term for industrial dance. Front 242 were the original pioneers of this type of music.

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Wiki-front

To pretend you're scholarly on a topic when your knowledge extends only to the topic's Wikipedia entry. Often done on the fly in online chat.

"He acted like he knew about the Edo Period, but he was probably just wiki-fronting."

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Front Fart

Just a regular ol’ queef.

“Pfft” (Lindsey blushes)
Josh: Did you just rip a front fart?

Front Following

When you happen to be walking the same way as the person in front of you, but since your not following them, it means that they are following you...from the front.

Guy 1: I hope it doesn't seem like were following these people, they've been walking in front of us for like 3 blocks.

Guy 2: Naw Man, they're front following us. Stalkers...

front bummed

intercourse. extremely violent intercourse.

she got front bummed

or

she was violently gang front bummed

front butthole

Another name for your belly button because it looks like a butthole on your stomach.

I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.

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