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A nickname for us Prsebyterians that has to do with predestination.
Oh yeah, that summer camp's run by the frozen chosen.
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When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.
Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..
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Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"
"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
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A blowjob, but performed with a mouth full of ice cubes. Proper technique is to take a large gulp including a few ice cubes of any cocktail on the rocks (Margarita, gin and tonic, vodka redbull, etc), drinking the liquid and retaining the ice in one's cheeks. If the ice melts before satisfactory completion of task, another large gulp of the cocktail is in order, only adding to the talent and skill of the performer.
Crushed ice is to be avoided at all times as it is not comfortable for either party and may lead to the choking chipmunk
You know, my girlfriend is pretty cool about going down on me, but this March 14th she surprised me with a frozen chipmunk! She looked so cute down there with her cheeks full of ice. I was surprised not only with how good it felt, but also how quickly she had finished off both our drinks. We skipped the steaks and it turned into one hell of a night.
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when a penis become erect at an unwanted time
see also morning wood or stiffy
Steve had a frozen hose, so he looked at some granny porn before going to work
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a turd which has been put in to the freezer and then after frozen stuck in a girls pussy. . .
dude did you hear beka loves frozen ernies. . .
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1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.
I met this girl at a bar on the West Side, and she took me home and gave me frozen poonanny!
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