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someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game
person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?
person 2: naw
person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
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Someone/something below standards.
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
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A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.
Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'
A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
When you run out of time taking an exam and have to write random answers down
When you failed an exam
I just pulled a fruitcake on that chemistry test!
When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!