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To enjoy something to a certain degree
I fuck with Kendrick Lamar's new album.
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Fuck is pretty fucking versatile. It can be used as
An intransitive verb: "Lets Fuck."
A transitive verb: "How did you fuck that up?
An adjective: "That's Fucked."
An adverb: "You are fucking beautiful."
A noun: "I don't give a fuck."
A pronoun: "What did that fuck say about me?"
A reflexive pronoun: "Bob did that all by his fucking self."
It also has a wide variety of meanings:
To become intoxicated: "After work, I'm going to the bar to get fucked up."
To be taken advantage of: "They fucked me on that deal."
To have sex: "Bob fucked Sally."
To perform poorly at a task: "He tried to change the tire, but he fucked it up."
To assault someone: "Then Jim pulled out a baseball bat and fucked him up."
To go away: "Fuck off."
A small amount: "I don't give a fuck."
A large amount: "He made a fuckload of money on that IPO and is living it up."
To spend time wastefully: "Stop fucking around and get to work."
To be broken: "I spilled a beer on my laptop and its completely fucked."
A thing: "Hand me that fucker over there."
A contemptible person: "What a motherfucker!"
An admirable person: "What a motherfucker!"
To be in a bad state: "The whole project was fucked from the word go."
An interrogative: "What the fuck?"
A positive exclamation: "Fuck yeah!"
A negative exclamation: "Fuck!"
The only other langage that I can curse with any degree of fluency in is Chinese, and I'm not familiar with any one Mandarin curse word that is as versatile as fuck.
Fuck
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"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.
Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.
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The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
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A phrase which means "no" or "I'm not doing that"
I say it way too much
Woman: Hey Derek, go pick up grandma from the airport!
Derek: Fuck that
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Means to have sex, but can be used in other fucking ways, like an adjective or a proper noun. Basically for fucking everything.
1: Let's fuck in the car.
2: (game over) FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
3: Fucking teachers giving out fucking grades.
4: You dumb fuck.
5: HOLY FUCK!!!
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Friend 1 - i just screwed your mother, stole your car & pissed in your beer.
Friend 2 - Fuck.
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adj. - Placed before anything to emphasize the fact that you are mad or you are an 8 year old who thinks its cool to cuss in every sentence.
verb - Another way of saying you are having sex.
adj. - "Hey Tyrone pass me my fucking water."
verb - "I'm going to stop fucking my cat because it really hurts.
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