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Cryptic code, for an order of phallic shaped breadsticks popularized at a pizza joint i once worked at.
"Andy...Two orders of fucksticks with sauce to go please!"
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a dick or dicks or people who act like dicks
he is a fuckstickor she sucks my fuckstick
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Someone from Fuckstickistan.
How's the weather in Fuckstickistan, you stupid Fuckstick?
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1. A fucking idiot or moron. (syn. fucktard)
2. Someone whose actions, opinions, and beliefs are so fucking stupid you just want to say "fuuuck!" and hit them with a shovel.
3. A person, who as a minor functionary, is just functional enough to throw sand in the gears of civilization. One step up from retard, retarded, exceptional, special, etc.
You'll find fucksticks in positions that they cannot be fired from; usually in low-level government positions or in dying industries with strong unions; for example your local school district administrators, city council members, Child Protective Services caseworkers, or political party hacks. They might also be sons of privilege, and cause damage at higher levels, such as judges, corporate executives or Republican politicians. They are plentiful in Hollywood, where actors and musicians are rarely educated beyond high school but gas on about the envronment, politics and the like. They invariably listen to talk radio (conservatives) or hippie/new age/astrology/alternative claptrap (lefties). Both freely spew forth opinions they've gleaned from whatever internet conspiracy theorists they favor, boring and embarrassing those around them.
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Used when you're talking about someone who is a complete douchebag.
"You mean your ex boyfriend cheated on you with his ex from a different state, then he said he didn't even want to be friends after you said you would give him a second chance?"
"Yeah, he's a real fuckstick. His heifer girlfriend can have him."
Wow, that Josh kid is a fuckstick.
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object(s) used to commit to or do an act of fucking also known as: dick dildo, wizzle stick, finger...
john rammed his fuckstick into suzzy hard, she is still bleeding
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The person, of which, you are having intercourse with. No emotional attachments.
My fuckstick is coming over for a late night booty call.
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