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when you have someone place both testicles in their mouth with some sort of liquid like water or juice and gargle giving you a wet vibration. Best done with smaller testicles, larger mouth and no hair.
Man I would love to have my girl gumball gargle for me...good good good good vibrations!
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Deepthroating while reciting the alphabet
Yo that bitch is so good at alphabet gargling
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When you gargle a female's ejaculation
Aviv was gargling caesar out of Emily Hyland
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An exclamation made when everything has gone wrong.
The pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates' scream turns into a crap-gargle.
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The gargling emu is a very complicated sexual maneuver. You need a bottle of windex, a sexual partner of the female gender, and a car. First you began ramming your partner in the vagina, then after lubricating it with your semen, you stick the head of the windex bottle into her cooter, and begin to squirt repeatedly. Then take one of her used tampons and proceed to eat it, after consumption, you will feel queasy, immediately lay your partner down on the driveway and run her over with your car, get out, and throw up on her, she will most likely be dead/unconcious. Then, go to the local Dairy Queen, eat a meal and after that, go to Wal-Mart and buy laxatives. Go to wear her body is, realease your squirty bowels all over her. Then if she is still alive, make her dinner, without taking a shower first.
Jeff: Karen, would you be delighted if I performed The Gargling Emu on you?
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!
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When during oral sex, the ejaculate is so voluminous and forceful that it completely fills all sinuses in the skull, exiting forcefully via the nostrils, possibly ears, and in the rare case, eyes. So named for the both the resemblance in sound and the similar way that porpoises exhale via their blow-hole.
She made me sperm so hard, I ended up giving her a gargling porpoise. She really sounded like one, too. She had to see a ENT doctor.
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n., adj.
A style of music characterized by vocals that sound similar to the gargling of a penis. Such bands include: The Number 12 Looks Like You, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Cloacal Kiss, Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, Fall of Troy, and Fear Before the March of Flames.
The fine and subtle (or not so subtle) art of dick gargling has been mastered by the Number 12 Looks Like You.
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