(n) Tightly bound female ass cheeks, or buttocks; so firm they resemble two side by side rolls of deliciously seasoned dough; good enough to eat. A spicy rump. Maybe add a little sauce.
"She had the best damn garlic knots I've ever seen. I just wanted to eat them."
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A term used to describe White People
Person 1: have you seen how pale jimmy is?
Person 2: yeah, he's such a Garlic Goblin.
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THE GREATEST PVZ 2 PLANT TO EVER EXIST!!!!
A: I LOVE GARLIC VINE!
B: ME TOO!
C: AMONG US!
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A fowl smelling male pubic region. The odor permitted by this can usually be sensed from up to 20 ft away. Long exposer to this odor may cause temporary nausea and vomiting....Symptoms include: Redness & irratation of the ball sack, duck butter, slimy residue covering shaft of penis, Disgusting garlic smell.
Kevin was unable to attract any female partners due to his constant Garlic Crotch.
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when a girl gets a guys pubes in her eyes while she's suckin him and she begins to cry.
boofawnduh's eyes were red and stinging from all the ball garlic she got up in there
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Someone who has been cheated on more than once by the same person, and is still with them.
Chelsea- " omg I can't believe Darcie is still with that guy even after he cheated on her !"
Joe-" Her new name should be garlic bread because she's the ultimate side dish"
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A Garlic Guy (like the Garlic Girl) is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.
Dad: βwhyβs there a $800 charge on my credit card?!?β
Me: βsorry Dad, Iβm a Garlic Guyβ