simons gf

Simons gf is sweet, kind, brave, and most importantly super hot.

ME: You know Scarlet is Simons gf
Them:Totally shes smoking hot!!

my gf

A non-existent being that you cry yourself to sleep about.

Jacob: yo have you seen my gf? she thicc!
Me: shut the fuck up about your imaginary friend.

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GF&D

1. Can stand for get fucked and die. Used when telling someone off, insulting another and showing hatred for them, etc.

2. Can also be used, on a more happier note, to say get freaky and dance

1. pLaYa1236969: heyy bitch wanna fuck/1@?#!??
girl: gf&d

2. Guy: Wanna get on the dance floor?
Girl: Hells yeah! Let's GF&D!

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GF Blocked

When you have a GF (girlfriend) and suddenly all the chicks want you. and your GF is now blocking you from scoring with them all.

Dude 1: Bro, this chick is hot

Dude 2: Yeah, too bad i'm being GF blocked

holiday gf

A female companion who accompanies you during holiday events, family gatherings, etc. so nobody asks why your ugly ass is still single

Wayne and Aiden pulled dimes on the daily; but when the holidays came around they always copped a holiday gf to cover up their player lifestyle

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Goth GF

Really into post millennial gothic subculture. Spends most of her time on nu goth blogs on tumblr or learning new skills online. Likes all genres of music and is into dark poetry and gothic rap. Super confident in all aspects of her life. Physically mentally and spiritually. Loves to laugh most likely to grow up to be a psychologist, sexologist, doctor, lawyer or entrepreneur.

Please let me be worthy of a Goth GF

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Roblox gf

A 12 year old's definition of a gf. Basically a girl ya meet through roblox and you played one game together. A date consists of dabbing, dancing to drake, and having a child.

Thats meh Roblox gf and she is supa shexy.

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