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girlfriend

To males inexperienced in the realm of intimate relationships with the female population, 'girlfriend' seems like a great idea. To have someone in which they can exert their sexual desires is, in theory, the greatest gift anyone can give/receive. See gift from god.

When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina.

These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs.

One can only say "I told you so."

When I was young and naive, I wanted a 'girlfriend' so I could fuck her as often as my penis would remain erect. But as I matured and observed the animalistic behavior of the female, I realized that I was taking my soul for granted, and chose to stay away.

by Thought's Catalyst August 27, 2005

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girlfriend

Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

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girlfriend

a girl who is dating every guy but YOU!

Tom has a girfriend, Mike has a girlfriend, but i don't.

by el niño September 17, 2007

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Girlfriend

A girl who loves her boyfriend. She will be loyal as long as she loves him. She is very insecure and will always worry that you are going to leave her for another girl. She may deny that she's beautiful if you tell her but that doesn't mean you stop telling her that. She's going to think highly of you if you if every once in a while you check in to make sure everything's ok and tell her something romantic. But most of all she is not a toy. Girls have feeling and they aren't to be messed with because trust me it'll come back to bite you in the butt if you hurt her.

His girlfriend was so beautiful but other guys knew not to mess with her because she was his.

by runningquotes_1 September 4, 2015

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Girlfriend

The girl who knows everything.

"My girlfriend; she knows..."
Boy: "Hi Honey!"
Girl: "The sky is purple."
Boy: "I know, you're right."

by DasotaPickle June 21, 2012

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Girlfriend

something men feel that they need in their life, of course this is a mistake, men need food, water, shelter, not "girlfriend". when you do something wrong "girlfriend"
will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is
used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then
"girlfriends" friend's do.

"Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.

Girlfriend: I wana go *insert name of stupid place here* !! Remember I went to that dumb movie with you last week.
Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved
money)

Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her !!
Guy: What did I do wrong??
Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you.
Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?)
Girlfriend: Nothing.
Guy: Just tell me.
Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong.
*Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*

by Skidmark McGee February 15, 2007

166๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


girlfriend

if you have to look for it in urban dictionary, you don't have one.

No, really, assert yourself. Become your best self, and clean up a little bit. You got this king. Go get that girlfriend!

by anonxacct01 April 26, 2020