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a girl who is dating every guy but YOU!
Tom has a girfriend, Mike has a girlfriend, but i don't.
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A girl who loves her boyfriend. She will be loyal as long as she loves him. She is very insecure and will always worry that you are going to leave her for another girl. She may deny that she's beautiful if you tell her but that doesn't mean you stop telling her that. She's going to think highly of you if you if every once in a while you check in to make sure everything's ok and tell her something romantic. But most of all she is not a toy. Girls have feeling and they aren't to be messed with because trust me it'll come back to bite you in the butt if you hurt her.
His girlfriend was so beautiful but other guys knew not to mess with her because she was his.
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The girl who knows everything.
"My girlfriend; she knows..."
Boy: "Hi Honey!"
Girl: "The sky is purple."
Boy: "I know, you're right."
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something men feel that they need in their life, of course this is a mistake, men need food, water, shelter, not "girlfriend". when you do something wrong "girlfriend"
will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is
used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then
"girlfriends" friend's do.
"Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.
Girlfriend: I wana go *insert name of stupid place here* !! Remember I went to that dumb movie with you last week.
Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved
money)
Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her !!
Guy: What did I do wrong??
Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you.
Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?)
Girlfriend: Nothing.
Guy: Just tell me.
Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong.
*Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*
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if you have to look for it in urban dictionary, you don't have one.
No, really, assert yourself. Become your best self, and clean up a little bit. You got this king. Go get that girlfriend!
The Reason most men are constantly broke, or nearing bankruptcy. Also used for Drama or sex.
Man: Hey lets go out to eat!
Man2: Sorry Man I can't.
Man: Why not?
Man2: Because I'm broke
Man: How can you be broke? You make 80k a year!
Man2: I have girlfriend.....
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