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A mucosa expelled by the skene's gland!
American Caucasians are researching the skene's gland mucosa!?
fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.
think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
then death.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy
"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
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In short - Male penis or Female Clitorus
Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot
Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.
Jane: Hey, what did you and Bill do last night?
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore
Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.
Bro she took her shirt off and immediately I was in the gland of milk and honey.
She flashed me her glands of milk and honey and I was in awe
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what a person would blame their uncontrollable laughter. When a person cannot stop laughing, no matter what they try to do to stop it.
"I am sorry. I blame this all on my Fa-giggly gland."
"My Fa-giggly gland is is not working properly, I cannot stop laughing."
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Its basically you not showering for a long time, take a shower you dirty lil piss.
P.S Women mostly have this.
Ugh, Shes so Apocrine Sweat Glands!
I walked past him and he smelled Apocrine Sweat Glands!
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The systematic and continuous frottage of the male genitalia against, in between, or on top of the female breasts.
Naw dude, I don't want to hook up with her, those are A cups...I can't even MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) that shit!!
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