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The epitome of stupid.
You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.
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a talk show host who recreated his whole persona to fit the neo-con mold. Started the latest fad of glennbeckingwhich is a method of getting rid of anyone who has a different opinion than you do.
Glenn Beck on killing filmmaker Michael Moore
"I'm thinking about killing glennbecking Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong?" 5/17/05
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Next to George Carlin, the greatest comedian who has ever lived. Only difference is that he belongs in a straitjacket. He rambles on about how Obama is a "nazi communist." If that's not the greatest comedy act since "The Seven Words You Can't Say on TV," I don't know what is. Let's see, what's some other funny stuff beck has said: well, he's against gay marriage, anti gun control, pro "family values," a misogynistic bastard, and he's pro life. Isn't he hilarious? Seriously. If you feel like laughing, I highly reccomend watching one of his shows on the comedy network that is FOX.
Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon are doing." –The Glenn Beck Program.
"So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. ... Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. ... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"
"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"
"Satan's mentally challenged younger brother." –Stephen King
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The state of being the coolest most dank person in the entire universe. To be one with yourself in a full dramatic experience of the human body. Chilling with the "hoes" to the state of premature internal combustion.
"Man you totally just pulled a Glenn Potts on that girl!"
"Be a pimp, pull a Glenn Potts :)"
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One of the most awesome drummer right now.
And a great guy too!!! :
Glenn Kotche is laying down some awesome beats!
Originally created by actor Christopher Inlow, inspired by actress Danielle Sandler's crop top and fit physique.
Similar to a farmers tan, but due to your crop top T-shirt, the tan enhances your vicious bulging biceps like Glenn Danzig.
Whoa, man! Working out in the sun? I was just noticing your brutally insane Glenn Tanzig!
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A demagogic, hate-mongering Fox news host who attempts to indoctrinate viewers with his pseudo-populistic, crypto-fascist bullshit. He may claim to be the "savior of the American middle class" and the leading force against "liberal, elitist America" yet is, in fact, a corporate-adulating, affluent elitist who, with other right-wing news hosts, attempts to portray practical, necessary measures such as public option health care and the extension of gay rights as Marxist pervasion of our society. In addition, anyone who refuses to listen or capitulate to Glenn Beck's right-wing propaganda is, according to him and his brainwashed teabagging followers, either one of the following epithets: a Marxist, a socialist, a Nazi, and/or fascist (especially when fascism and Nazism are clearly RIGHT-WING ideologies) In addition, Beck is schizophrenic and perenially intoxicated, as shown in such instances as him claiming to have spoken to God and asking the aforementioned deity for support in his so-called crusade against secular "liberal America." Overall, Glenn Beck is idiotic and should be avoided at all times.
Obstinate, indoctrinated teabagger: OBAMA'S A MARXIST!!! NOT ONLY HAS HE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE, BUT HE'S ALSO TRYING TO REPEL THAT DONT' ASK, DON'T TELL LAW! THAT'S DEFINITELY SOCIALISM RIGHT THERE!
Liberal: Where did you get that bullshit from?
Teabagger: Mein Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels...I mean, my favorite tv news host Glenn Beck told me.
Liberal: You're fucking retarded if you listen to Glenn Beck.
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