Gnarly Deli

The best thing to come out of mom's basement

I spend every day at Gnarly Deli!

gnarly carly

The best human being to be alive. The most gnar gnar thing to walk this earth

Wow, Gnarly Carly is more gnar gnar than Juliana

Gnarly dude

VX148 Mole's catchphrase

you're Gnarly dude

gnarly head

Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag.

Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night.

8👍 5👎

Gnarly duke

A massive, seemly non-human, DUMP. This can be in the form of a hammer head or the prairie dog variety but most often follows a two day drinking and eating binge.

On the way to the party, I had to stop and take a Gnarly Duke.

I just laid down a Gnarly Duke.

I'll be over to help you move your stuff but I have to take a Gnarly Duke first.

4👍 1👎

Gnarly sauce

The opposite of weak sauce.

"Dude, you spooged in here mouth? That's gnarly sauce."

7👍 7👎

gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."