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From the 2004 movie, Mean Girls.
When Damian is passing out candy canes, he says, "Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh...'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?"
People quote it today when they feel like something you did is to be proud of. Weather they are being serious or sarcastic is for you to determine.
You: "I aced my Calculus test!"
Them: "You go Glenn Coco!"
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Moreover, this quote appears in the absobloodylootely hilarious The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, shot by Velvet von Black.
- Shit! - It was a mistake, I assure you.
- Like casting George Lazenby as 007.
- Mistake, my ass. You know, once you go black you never go back.
- That's von Black, bitch.
- I need some mouthwash and a mind eraser immediately!
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What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!
We run to the alley
Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
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I allow you to think that I don't want to hold you up, while in reality I'm the one that's ready to get off the phone.
Phone conversation...
A: It's been a while since I was in that area. Girl let me tell you...You got a minute?
B: Naw, Imma let you go!
A: I'm fine! I can take a break.
B: Naw, just call me later, we can talk then! (Won't answer the phone later...)
A cycle of horrible events that follow each other without delay.
While driving you switch lanes to get to the fast lane and the other lane becomes the fast. Then you switch back the other lane becomes the fast lane. Followed by hitting you head off the steering wheel do to anger. Then swerving pissed off into the next lane but only hitting someone elses car. Followed by paying for court and damages. And getting dicked by the cops. Therefore stuck in an endless fuck-you-go-round
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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.
Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.
ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
Are You Going To Finish That Croissant?, also referred as "Cwosant," is a line from mispronunciation of the word croissant said by Carl Wheezer from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius on Nickelodeon. It is commonly used in YouTube Poop remix videos.
Are you going to finish that croissant? I really want it.