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The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
“Babe let’s get hairy and goatee!”
You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!
Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee
That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.
A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6
I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.