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when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.
he's got the blue goatee goin. (unzip)
A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.
"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.
"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!
Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
“Babe let’s get hairy and goatee!”
A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee
That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.