Goating

Goating - To goat. Gassing Over A Turd.
A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.

Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)

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Goating

The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.

"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"

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goat

Term used to describe one who will eat out any snatch, pussy, vag, cutty, axe-wound, etc... no matter how ugly or disease-ridden the girl is.

Guy 1: Can you believe Garrett went down on that Sasquatch last night?, said her box tasted like hot sardines.
Guy 2: That's why they call him the goat, he'll eat up any pocket.

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Goat

Gyrating Orgasm After Tea

Yo you ever had that goat. London be like a goat farm.

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GOAT

An acronym meaning Greatest (G) Of (O) All (A) Time (T). It is usually used to describe someone or something as being the best compared to anything else. (Typically used in a sarcastic manner)

Queen Bey is the GOAT
Ketchup is the GOAT of condiments

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Goat

Gayest of all time

Bob: Drake is the goat!
Bill: No Lil Wayne is.
Tim: They're both goats!

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goat

1. a cyclist or a group of cyclists that demand on riding right in the middle of your lane whilst your driving.

2. also a large flappy loose vagina

1. get the fuck off the road you fucking goats!

2. Dave: Was she any good last night?

Tim : Nah, she had a goat

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