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A dumb fucking idiot who will steal your toes, then take your hoes
“Wow, what the hell is jimmy doing?”
“I dunno, but he sure is acting like Goldfish Eve”
An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!
This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌
capable of filling their lives (and the lives of those around them) with distasteful shenanigans and/or complaints about insignificant bs.
Drama goldfish will expand to fill the space you provide them.
Most likely to be human, but can also be animal or inanimate object.
Since my drama goldfish went to rehab, I've had time to learn Swahili.
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When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.
guy 1: Dude im so high right now....
guy 2: hey wait a sec....
guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory
guy 1: its what?
guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago
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when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.
guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
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A moment when you're doing something/carrying something/placing something somewhere and forget about it three seconds later.
In the process of going to the store I decided to drunkenly put my vape in my shoes that I was thinking of at the moment of wearing. I went upstairs to change from pajamas into clothes and came back downstairs and lost my. Did I put on those shoes no I did not. I woke up the next day and realized I had a goldfish moment.