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gomer pile

To suck at River Falls baseball.

Eric Resch: Damn Gomer Pile dropped another fly ball, now we hit the 10 run rule.

by thatoneguy11 September 6, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


pickup truck gomer

A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.

The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.

by Rory O'Doul May 11, 2018


Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019


Gomer

An ugly male with an abnormally large forehead.

God damn look at that forehead! Heโ€™s a massive gomer.

by BruhMoment11 August 12, 2020


Gomer

Another word for someone who acts gay. Generally the person is not gay but they act in a certain way that makes it appear they are attracted to the same sex.

Look at the way that dude is talking, he looks like such a gomer.

by NobNoggen April 6, 2024


Gomer

Dude hand me the homer over there

When you ask for something but canโ€™t remember its name you say hand me that gomer over there.

by Big Daddy Roger B March 11, 2024