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(n.) (nominalization of v. "to gomez): Nasal-anal sex (or anal-nasal sex, if you prefer)
Judging by that young man's funny walk and Dean's swollen nose, I believe those two have been gomezing
That man has a nose built for gomezing
(fig., v. form) That student was totally gomezed by the test, administrator, etc.
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Selena Marie Gomez is an amazing woman who is inspirational and talented. She was born on July 22, 1992 (24), in Grande Prairie, Texas. She is Alex Russo in the Disney show Wizards of Waverly Place. She is the opposite of Alex Russo, whish shows how talented she is (playing a role in which she is not identical to). These roles could be hard for some people, but for Selena, no way! She is a great actress and a great singer! She has played roles in about 29 shows and movies. She has 5 albums so far: Another Cinderella Story(2009), Slow Down (2013), Stars Dance (2013),For You (2014), and Revival (2015). She recently canceled her Revival tour due to her disease, lupus. She has a disease called lupus which is a chronic disease that can come and go. Selena is very caring of her fans and everyone. She has the most inspirational speeches and songs. She is the most followed person on Instagram, and she's not self-centered about it. She's beautiful and has the most amazing smile ever!! She is the youngest UNICEF ambassador. She even has her own clothing line called "Dream Out Loud" which she made for girls who can't afford expensive clothing. She drinks straight olive oil to protect her beautiful voice. She is amazing and the most wonderful person I have ever seen! Personally, Selena is my role model and her speeches and songs have inspired me and have taught me how to love myself. She is so smart and just amazing as a human being!
Selana Gomez is a real role model for everyone!
Who doesn't love Selena Gomez? No one!
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He who rides on sea horses and unicorns among the stars and makes horse diarrhea angels when snow is not around.
His name must be Daniel Gomez.
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A dumb bitch who plays a victim. The only reason she is still relevant is because of her on an d off relationship with, you guessed it, Justin Bieber. She cant sing or dance. She is also fake. Demi and Miley and Ariana are better than her skank ass. She is also a flat piece of paper. No shape what-so-ever.
Friend: "Did you hear The Heart Want What It Wants by Selena Gomez?"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
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A fag with bushy eyebrows and a small dick that looks like a angry bird.
Your such Alex Gomez fuck you.
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Rappelling down into Selena Gomez's house via helicopter with a close friend, undressing her then while you lay on the ground said friend wiggles her struggling naked body on top of your face, vagina first.
"Have you heard Selena's latest album?"
"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."
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