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I sent her a picture of my gooner but she hasn't responded yet.
A person who is porn-addicted and cannot quit the addiction. Basically they’re resistant to common sense and the ability to seek porn addiction treatment
Person 1: Hey bro I fap twelve times a day
Person 2: So you’re a gooner huh you fucking porn addict
Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.
Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst
John Cena (The Gay, not the invisible man)
That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.
A frequent gower of the goon AKA (Fools Lagoon) Sea Of Thieves
Hey we're passing your home! You God danm gooner!
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A state of mind of mind similar to Natalie
Me: i love that new seasonal anime that’s airing!
Natalie: Me too bro, I wonder if they made any hentai for the MC yet.
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A GOONER NATALIE!!!
What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.
One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!
Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!