you got told

It means that you got a sermon, or a sarcastic but correct answer.

American Schoolboy:"I knew that Othello had an R-rating but I was really surprised at the nudity, excellent!!!"

Brit troll:"Too bad just a single flash of breast gets an R-rating in America. I would much rather my kids watching porn than killing people."

Me looking at the american schoolboy and saying"YOU GOT TOLD!!!"

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You Got Cruzed!

Pronounced: ('You Got Cruised!') Is a expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else without sounding like a Chav, leaving the victim speechless.

This can be used in any scenario.

Boy 1: Mum, please don't shout at me when my friends are...

Boy 1's Mum: Shut up you little shit! I can shout whenever I want!

Boy 2: You Got Cruzed!

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You got that right

"You got that right" is an expression used to acknowledge someone's statement or deed. It stands for "You are correct" or "You are right".

Person A: So it's really not butter?!
Person B: You got that right!

Person A: Well, I think we'll have to stick to the old plan...
Person B: You got that right!

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you got burned

Something that one says in one of two situations:

1. When another person scorches his or her body parts using a flame or other hot object

or

2. Right after a striking insult or comeback

1. Danny: Oh no! I just found out that this welding torch was hot the hard way!
Steven: You got burned!

2. Danny: Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Chick: Well, I don't have to rearrange the alphabet to put N and O together. Get lost.
Steven: You got burned!

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you got juked

Verb: When someone plays a mediocre joke on someone else and they don't fall for it

Person 1: "oh my gosh my phone just broke"
Person 2: "bro no it didn't"
Person 1: "lol yea it's just a prank YOU GOT JUKED

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you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

you got it bad

When it has been 36 years and you think of her every day. When you cry as you type this. When you see her in your mind's eye, and she's so young and beautiful in her jeans, with the pink belt. When you realise you can't live without her, but it's way too late for that

I was the one who wanted to split. And she did everything she could to drive me crazy. Till she could finally have the satisfaction of telling me: you got it bad

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