uncle grandpa

the type of guy who says good morning all day long.

person: “good morning!”

other person: “wow, he must be an uncle grandpa.”

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Grandpa's Elbow

referring to the fact that old geezers elbows look like the ball sack. also known as saggy old man syndrome.

"she sucked on my grandpa's elbow!"
"i got more hair on my grandpa's elbow than you got on your head baldy!"
"suck on this grandpa's elbow you son of a bitch!"

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Sexual Grandpa

An older man who is perverted and loves having sex.

Phillip who lives down the road watches the kids play alot. I think he's a sexual grandpa.

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Grandpa Sauce

Any secretion(s) that disperse from a man 60+ whether it be fecal matter, sweat, wax, cream, urine. That's Grandpa sauce.

"Mommy.. there's something coming out of grandpa.."
"It's alright hun, it's just Grandpa Sauce"

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Uncle grandpa

uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.

My grandma got sent to jail because of uncle grandpa.

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grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

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Grandpa Gapers

When an elderly man spreads your gaping asshole and puts his cracked old tongue inside.

Yesterday I was walking down the street and saw grandpa gapers going on.