off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

yodeling groceries

throwing up, vomit, tossing cookies, upchucking, ralphing, praying to the porcelain god, lose(one's) lunch puking, chunder, hurl, barfing, blow chunks, eating backwards, spew(chunks), wretch, and 3D burp/belch

Me: Vodka and I used to be best friends...until the incident.
Bartender: (Uninterested Grunt)
Me: Yeah, I thought I could handle 18 gimlets but after 10, I was yodeling groceries.

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Slug in the groceries

Used to describe an undesirable outcome. Also appropriate to describe the act of being struck in the testicles. Analogous with a "kick in the nuts".

Pat: Did you hear about Marc catching the HIV?
Derric: Yea, what a slug in the groceries.

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blowin groceries

Throwing up

I was so sick, i was stuck in the bathroom all day blowin groceries.

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Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'

Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'

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Grocery Shopping

When you take food, beer, or condiments from a house party for the soul purpose of filling up your own pantry or refrigerator at home.

"Hey did you hear about this freshman throwing a house party?"
"Yeah, I am going to go grocery shopping."

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Grocery Style

The Act of eating someone Ass in a Doggy style position.. created by IamSuckafree

Girl bend over, so I can eat that ass Grocery style

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