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A person or group of people who immediately suspect an eating disorder or cancer because someone has lost weight. They spend their time monitoring your waist line, watching you eat or asking invasive questions that are none of their business. A person who does not recognize the obesity crisis and only focuses on those who have lost weight. This person will pretend to be concerned while actually experiencing envy and confusion.
They literally asked me if I was sick because I lost weight. They swear they are the guardians of fupa.
She keeps coming up to me talking about all of the weight I'm dropping like she's one of the gaurdians of fupa.
the gate guardian or SCP-001 is a colossal angelic being with varying number of wings, wielding a fiery sword or knife (SCP-001-A) and standing in front of a gate of immense proportions(probably the gate to Eden)
Random researcher: the gate guardian is one of the most powerful entities the foundation have ever encountered
1. A stalker.
2. Someone who is anonymous and knows way too much about someone else.
3. A creeper.
He knows too much about her and watches her from a distance. He is her guardian stranger.
A Series Guardian a protector of a universe guardian a "Door" to the universe having a signature weapon and an array of abilities usually being the strongest being from their universe. Series guardians come in many shapes and sizes from tall glass knights to a small shape creature. Series Guardians are often named after things that don't seem like names but items an example is Logo and Symbol.
Person 1: Hey do you know Logo?
Person 2: I know Logo he's the Series Guardian of "Spooky Stories"
Person 1: Yeah he is pretty cool but I think I like Symbol better from "Congruentous"
Friend, relative, or neighbor assigned to keep an eye on your home while you're out of town so no one steals your air conditioner, hot water heater, etc., for the purpose of stripping it down to sell the copper tubing/parts.
Friend 1: All set for your cruise to the islands? Friend 2: Yeah, man - got my tickets, swimsuit's packed, and dropped the key with the Copper Guardian.
Any portions of the labia minora which extend outward beyond the vaginal opening.
Labia minora serving to cock block or frustrate vaginal intercourse.
It's hard to get my dick in her because her damn gate guardians are always in the way.
We tried to fuck last night but the gate guardians decreed: "none shall pass."
A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person