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sloppy gummer

When a woman or a man, depending on your sexual preferences, gives you a deepthroat blow job. The 'gummer' part is because that said person has no teeth.

This hot old bitch showed me her meat hangers and gave me a sloppy gummer!

by UrbanLinguist September 29, 2020


upper-gummer

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.

Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?

by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021


Bubble gummer

The act of getting a blow job by anyone with removable dentures, preferably over the age of 60, while they have a mouth full of pop rocks and bubble gum causing you to fart and cum at the same time while giving the effect of blowing bubbles on your penis

Yesterday your grandma gave me a solid bubble gummer

by Hoverdumper April 28, 2023


Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024


Flub Gummer

When a person with no teeth mispronounces a word.

Wow I never imagined her to be such a Flub Gummer when she took out her teeth.

by Dm 138 January 12, 2023


Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.

"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019


Junkie gummer

When you get a blowjob from a meth head.

Oral sex from a meth head especially with tooth loss.

After leaving the party Connor was walking home and got a junkie gummer for twenty bucks!

by Thejimbo August 4, 2023