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A woman who frequents gay bars because she is so attractive she does not need to be hit on by drunk straight men to boost her ego, thus she finds it an irritating distraction from a night of hanging out with her equally radiant friends.
Often is confused for the "Lesbian friend" of a gay man, however the distinction should be an easy one since the "Lesbian friend" is 150 pounds heavier then the "Fag Hag" and usually sports a mustache.
Drunk Guy: Hey, lookit that fat, ugly fag hag!
Less Drunk Guy: You mean the one sucking face with that stubby lumberjack?
Drunk Guy: Yeah. Hey is that two women?
Less Drunk Guy: I don't think that's a fag hag.
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A scottish term for a woman that hangs around with gay men.
Fag- a scottish term for homosexual
Hag- woman
"Have you seen her, she's a fag hag."
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an older, less attractive (or not attractive at all) childless lesbian
her myspace says she wants to meet a woman and settle down and have kids, like anyone would mate with such a fag hag
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A gay male who has Fag Hag female friends that don't actually respect him and merely use him as a means to passively-aggressively vent their own frustrations and hostilities towards straight males. Typically they are seen as cute and adorable and only capable of talking about cliche, girly topics, thus they are seen more as a emasculated male then as an actual human being by their fag hag friends.
Why does Bobby hang out with those bitches, they don't respect him. He's such a Fag Hag Bitch.
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Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.
Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.
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a fag hag who is at least 80 years old.
kelly: look at that fag hag stripping off on the podium.
danny: that's elsie, she's 82 a necro fag hag, go for it girl.
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When a sraight girl has a crush on a gay man.
Me:Damn! He is HAWT!
Friend:He's Gay.
Me: So? I have a fag hag crush on him!
Friend: A what?
Me: look it up on UD!
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