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Hair Pouch

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

by JoeDimaggioes February 23, 2011


Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.

Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !

by EightBall February 5, 2014

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Pineapple Hairs

The green parts on top of a pineapple. (Anix, 2020)

Pineapple Hairs

The pineapple hairs on this pineapple are so green and luscious.

by Ayurriakki June 16, 2020

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Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them โ€œShitty Hairโ€ nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

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curly hair

a blessing

i love my curly hair

by curious goerge's asshole August 9, 2020


save the hair

What you say to a bald cop because most of them are bald or a large group of them are bald. Made by the YouTuber Supercarsuspects

โ€œBro thereโ€™s cops comingโ€
โ€œShit bro block em from the burnoutโ€

โ€œThe are baldโ€
โ€œSave the hairโ€

by Aiden2534 June 1, 2018

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hair is laid

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair

Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!

by Perkiiperkins July 31, 2013

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