Random
Source Code
Random
It will always be more than the other.
Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
A straight man who acts unintrested in girls when they test him to see if he actually has intention behind him talking to her.
Bruh joey almost bagged that girl over there. Sadly, he's half half gay.
A sexual act in which the man only gives half his max length strokes until eventually giving a full length stroke
Damn I can't believe you gave Jenny the half half whole
You know it bro
two handed handie
a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex
Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?
A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy is a boy that would never settle for you. Your best bet is to lower your expectations a few. Although you may think the love of your life only exists in your mind. Guess what... YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Madison: I just want a guy thats sweet. A guy thats tough. A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!
Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU