Head Hammock

A normal bed pillow place behind a females head while the male is in the dominant postion (sitting on her chest) during oral sex. Then grabbing the pillow's four corners with both hands one can use the head hammock to work the females head during oral negotiaions.

Sweatheart was tired of me pulling on her ears during oral so I placed her head in the head hammock and let'er rip.

It's a Hammock for Heads and.... a Hammock for Head!!!

Bananna Hammock

Men's Bikini Briefs

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poop hammock

It's when you wear a g-string backwards.....

"I wear my g-string backwards and call it a poop hammock"

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humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

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Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

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banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

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the flying hammock

two men one at each end of the female while holding the female in suspended form held by arms and legs like a hammock tied to 2 trees. one man holding legs while railing the shit outta her and the other holding her arms while tea bagging her.

Gregg and Sandor put this hooker hoe bag skank casy grey in the flying hammock like she was taking a damn siesta