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Quality goalkeeper, probably one of the best England has got in the last years. As of 2013, he plays for Manchester City. Paired with his goalkeeping skills is his resemblance of Barney from The Flintstones. Also widely known for acting like an ape everytime his team scores.
'Why is Joe Hart running around and slapping his own knees? Oh, City just scored.'
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A cute little country town in North-eastern California. There is are a small number of people who live there year round, but Twain Harte is mainly a place for retired couples and a vacationing palce for families! There are about 5,000 people population in Twain Harte and everyone is really nice! Twain Harte is home of the Twain Harte lake and "awesome" 9 hole golf course. Everyone knows everybody else and everyone si so friendly. The top spots in T.H. are the twain harte pee-wee golf course which is owned by a cute religious couple who has a lot of grandchildren! If you win at the pee-wee golf course on the last hole than you get a free game but if you lose, there is a freaky clown that sticks his tongue out at you on the wall- haha. The lake is really fun in the summer and the snack shack is really good- dip frosties are amazing!!! In the winter, everyone usually goes skiing at dodge ridge or sledding at Little Sweeden, or ice scating at Long Barn! Sometimes it snows a lot in T.H. and other times not so much. For dinner everyone either goes to the Villa de Oro or the Eporson House. The pizza factory ids really good too! For breakfest, the sportaman and the cattage cafe in town are cute to go to!The famous Twain Harte mini-mart clsoed down recently whoch is really sad becuase if you got a red gumball in the machine there, you'd get a free movie from the bookshelf of random movies that they had there. 4th of Uly is probably one of the most exciting times of the year up there. There's a lake BBQ, everyone definitly wears red, white and blue and everyone is happy. The lake is usually packed during that weekend and it seems that all the familes join together in TH that weekend! Who could forget the awesome fourth of july parade at the lake where a bunch of people amrch from one end of the lake to the rock and the elderly man who leads it usually walks into the water with the huge flag- it's pretty funny!! The rock at twain harte lake is a huge and when I say huge, I mean huge rock...everyone lounges on it and theres a great view from it!! In general Twain Harte is the ebst palce on earth- you can't really understand its beauty until you've been there- even more than the town itself, the sense of community and family present in TH is enough to make you happy! I heart TH!!!!!
Twain Harte is a cute town where a lot of people have cabins and other weird people live.
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The most beautiful girl you will lay eyes upon but she is not only pleasurable to gaze upon but also the most exciting person to be around. I cant remember a day in my life I havent adored her with every fiber of my being. She is the most caring, beautiful, smart, funny, and ticklish person you will ever meet. Commonly referred to as "Princess" or "Kitten" which are terms of affection used by the one closest to her heart. She can easily put a smile on the face of anyone she chooses but thankfully reserves this amazing power for her "Boo" and only him. I absolutely adore this female to the fullest extent of anyone shes the only one for me and the only one i want.
Examples: "Katherine Hart is the most amazing girl Ive ever seen!"
"I know right! Shes the girl of my dreams."
"Yeah its too bad shes dating that Eric guy."
"Atleast he'll do anything to make her happy."
Katherine Hart is used properly in the definition above.
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A reference to a person, hopefully male, with extremely large testicles (figuratively or literally.) Derived from Great Britain World Champion Downhill rider Danny Hart
Bobby: "How the hell did he do that?!?!?!"
Ricky: "I have no idea, but he must have balls as big as Danny Hart."
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Kevin Hart is a comedian often known for his ordinary and predictable jokes.
Pulling a Kevin Hart is thinking you're very funny and outstanding while telling some sort of ordinary, unfunny joke.
Person 1: My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church now.
Person 2: Kevin Hart is in the building!
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To wear one's sunglasses at night or in a darker place where they serve no practical purpose and are used only as a fashion accessory. Corey Harting it has been shown in several scientific studies to have a strong positive correlation with level of douchebaggery. Comes from the Corey Hart song "Sunglasses at Night."
Jeff: "Come on man, it really shouldn't take a guy 2 hours to get ready to go out."
Jay: "Just a second, broskarooni, need to find my shades."
Jeff: "What? Why the hell would you wear sunglasses? It's 10pm and totally dark outside."
Jay: "Bro. They're my gettin' laid shades. If I put on the shades, best believe I'm gettin' laid. The ladies love these."
Jeff: "Shades or no shades, you haven't gotten laid in like 5 years, not counting that skank we paid $30 in Tijuana because we felt sorry for you. People already think you're enough of an obnoxious douche when you don't Corey Hart it."
Jay: "Don't be hatin' on my style. I'm gonna have my pick of any girl in the club tonight. Let's see...do I want a threesome with the Swenson sisters...or maybe I'll bang Alejandra, that new Brazilian model in town? So hard to choose! Don't worry bro, I'll make sure you get the DUFF, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Jeff: "Whatever you say, man. We both know the only girl you're going home with is jill, just like every other night. Just make sure you use a tissue instead of my towel this time, assclown."
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A term used usually by women describing a boy or man who acts like an asshole to them always. A j-hart usually cockblocks himself but can't even hook up with a girl who has one leg and or one arm, if he wants too! However, as much as a j-hart cockblocks himself he can actually get some from girls being over two hundred pounds. When seen with a j-hart you are usually categorized under a pothead, meathead, and nutner.
Zach: yo you are being a real j-hart hooking up with that fat girl on the stairs.
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?
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