Health Nut

A sexual act, where instead of cumming on a girl's face, you instead throw tofu at her and scream "Health Nut" at the top of your lungs. Usually done by the vegans.

Brooklyn Kalesworth: so how was that Veg date last night?
Vegan McSoytooth: aw man it was awesome... we ate quinoa for like three hours and then I Health Nutted all over her.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: Seriously bro? The Health Nut? That's yesterday's gravy

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Mental Health

Something that no one actually understands.

People who laugh at mental health are sociopaths who deserve to be locked up.

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health sci

Student in McMaster University's Bachelor of Health Science (Honours) program. Pretentious to the extreme and may verbally abuse people from other faculties. All are medical school hopefuls and would murder their next of kin for a spot in a medical school.

Not really street smart.

"That health sci over there has an A average but doesn't know how to cross the street without his/her mother."

or

The health sci said, "Don't worry I'm almost a doctor!" after 2 months of his first year of undergrad.

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public health

n. An industry that likes to mask social judgment in terms of people’s health and well being. So for example if you think crowds are unhealthy in general but not for people protesting what you consider to be a worthy cause, then you are in the field of public health. Not to be confused with pubic health which is more important

It’s great when public health professionals steered people to harm reduction during the HIV crisis rather than abstinence only education.

Why are public health professionals saying one type of protest is unsafe but another one is?

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Mental Health

Mental Health is a disease that affects many lives, Leaving them with mild mental health issues or it can get serve and in a lot of cases it leads to suicide. It is also a general state of emotional and psychological well-being, as manifest by the ability to cope with and meet the demands of everyday life. Mental Health in most cases leaves you fighting a long hard battle for your life.

"My Mental Health Is Getting Worse"
"Mental Health Leaves Most People Fighting Battles They Never Saw Coming"

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health studio

Another term for a prostitute house or a brothel.

Lady Jane's health studio in Manchester. Or Chloe's health studio in Failsworth.

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sound health

Basically, poop in ya pants. Also, could be used as a verb, like poopin ya pants.

But seriously, what the hell is sound health?

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