Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

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hear-o

Something you hear incorrectly.

When you type something wrong it's a typo, when you hear something wrong it's a hear-o.

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hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

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far-heared

the same as being far-sighted. except in hearing. the ability to not hear things close to you, but when you are far away, they are clear as a bell. also known as "selective-hearing".

example of far-heared-
man to woman(up close, not in a loud setting) " what did you do last night?"
Woman, "huh?"
"What did you do last night?"
"oh, nothing, i'll be right back."
(man to other bystander)" she cant hear anything."
(woman halfway across the room) "i heard that."

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Hear Me Out

Typically another way of saying ‘Ayo, this character is kinda hot.’

Person 1: Listen, hear me out.
Person 2: No, shut the fuck up, that person/character is not hot.

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hear me out

A phrase used in some Internet sub-cultures to justify a "taboo" attraction - a traditionally unattractive character, an insanely evil character, or even simply a character that's an anthropomorphic animal. An unapologetic yet classier way of saying "I want to fuck this character."

"I'm not a furry, but Kovu from The Lion King...hear me out..."

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yall hear summ

This implies ignorance towards someone, specifically someone who has experience something bad, therefore in response one says ‘do yall hear summ’ to show they don’t care.

‘Do yall hear summ’
‘I hear summ’