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Heavy Metal

A crap style of music where more often than not the only thing worthwhile about it is the guitar playing.

A bunch of ass clowns in assless leather pants singing about their gayness and proffessing their love for the hershey highway.Typically a bunch of stupid ass lyrics and attrocious vocals and a fetish for goats.

Since guitar playing is usually the only thing worth a fuck in most metal then I choose to listen to intrumental rock guitar artists instead such as Joe Satriani and Steve Vai or Steve Morse or Eric Johnson or Gary Hoey or Firkins or Greg Howe or Vinnie Moore.That way I get all the great guitar without having to suffer through the most hideou vocals ever conceived of and the stupidest lyrics ever written sang by some cow-dependent satanic leather-clad tattooed and pierced little L.A. homos with 666 tattooed between their eyes as they masturbate onstage to the image of their goat god (teh devil).All of this crap in metal is pointless bullshit designed to sell image not make good music.All this serves to do is to make a bunch of little fags on the internet use 666 in their screennames and have pentagrams for avatars.

by Rock & Roll-over metal January 22, 2005

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Heavy Metal

A stiff style of music with no "feel" to it.

Heavy Metal is just another crappy sub-genre which idiots cling to in an attempt to belong to some social group or clique.It's no different than the so-called "punk lifestyle" or people trying to be "indie" or goth or emo or whatever.They all claim to be non-conformists and then conform to some stupid little social group or clique or whatever.Fuckin posers.Music is music and you should listen to whatever music that's good regardless of how it's labeled.
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Conforming to some little social group or clique is so stupid because it turns into millions and millions of people thinking that they are "non-conformist" when in reality they are just conformists.Quit trying so hard ya posers,lmao!

by Homer J. Flintstone September 11, 2005

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Heavy Metal

True music that describes the inner self in everyone. In other words, KICK ASS music.

Metallica, Disturbed

by S2 November 18, 2003

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heavy metal

Heavy music
NOT Disturbed

Metal lives on, punk is dead

by jawshh March 7, 2004

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Heavy Metal

Garbage music faggot emos and braindead idiots who don't know what a haircut is listen to. Anyone who listens to this garbage is usually a failure at life.

Heavy Metal is the biggest piece of shit ever created on this planet. Get a haircut and a life you stupid fucks who listen to this shit.

by YouListenToGarbage November 11, 2012

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Heavy Metal

the best god damn music ever! metallica kicks ass!

metallica, acdc, disturbed, korn, led zepplin...

by alyssa December 11, 2003

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Heavy Metal

A bunch of retards shouting at each other and shakin their heads.

the heavy metal group Slipknot is a great example of this

by Ruudboy93 April 27, 2006

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