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old hickory

When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.

What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.

by cmill7589 April 30, 2024


Ripping hickory

The act of pulling the wooden handle of a recliner to kick back, relax, or nap—often as a well-deserved reward after completing something significant. It’s the ultimate move to unwind, signaling the transition from hard work to total relaxation.

1.After the grueling house fire, Capt. Rocky told us to rip some hickory and take a well-earned breather.
2. Capt. Jeff works a lot of overtime, so when he gets a chance, you’ll find him ripping hickory in the recliner at the station.

by Turboteebone November 19, 2024


Shaggy Hickory

A Shaggy Hickory is a long dick that has never been manscaped. The hair on a shaggy hickory must travel at least a third of the way up the shaft. The shaft needs to be at least 5 inches flaccid and no less than 8 inches hard. They are more commonly found among woodsmen who really don’t really care about having hair on their dick.

She had no idea that he had a shaggy hickory, until it was too late. Once out of his pants she was fully committed.

by Muskoka Woodsman June 5, 2022


The Hickory Smoke

When you light a girls pubes on fire and the smoke that comes off of it is the hickory smoke.

Yo, you smell that? that's the hickory smoke!

by xa1e January 19, 2022


hickory house

The dankest barbecue place in the mountainous side of Colorado. It is located in Aspen.

Person 1: Hey you wanna go to the hickory house?
Person 2: Of course I do, it's the best barbecue around!

by Trollingly May 22, 2016


hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 4, 2009