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When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick
The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut
A Shaggy Hickory is a long dick that has never been manscaped. The hair on a shaggy hickory must travel at least a third of the way up the shaft. The shaft needs to be at least 5 inches flaccid and no less than 8 inches hard. They are more commonly found among woodsmen who really don’t really care about having hair on their dick.
She had no idea that he had a shaggy hickory, until it was too late. Once out of his pants she was fully committed.
When you light a girls pubes on fire and the smoke that comes off of it is the hickory smoke.
Yo, you smell that? that's the hickory smoke!
Stonewall Jacksons favorite dance move.
Theres Stonewall doing the old hickory twist
a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
The dankest barbecue place in the mountainous side of Colorado. It is located in Aspen.
Person 1: Hey you wanna go to the hickory house?
Person 2: Of course I do, it's the best barbecue around!