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The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
Like e-dating but hiking with your friends
1: Hey, how about we do an E-hiking roleplay?
2: Sure!
Credit hiked is when somebody steals your credit when you did something right or when you deserve credit.
"Jo man, that dick credit hiked me man! Not cool"
A form of exercise carried out by regular walking of the dog.
Lee: Let's walk the dog. You need the exercise.
Geo: OK. Come on, Poochie. Time for a poop hike.
When you get high off of weed and nicotine.
Bro, after smoking that blunt and nicotine vape, I'm hiked out!
A very bad feeling that almost every guy goes through, when your balls are so sweaty and they stick to your leg and you have to walk around for hours with it
Person 1:why the hell are you waking like that right now
Me: what you’ve never had to take a winged hike
When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.
See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.
Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.
Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.
Person 1: Ah. Typical.