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Bee-hiving

The next trend, similar to planking, except the actor puts a live bee-hive on his head and stands in public like an idiot long enough for one of his friends to take a picture.

Person A: "Why is that guy standing on the train with his arms to his side and a bee-hive on his head?"

Person B: "Oh he's just bee-hiving. He's amazing."

by beehivetillidie July 14, 2011

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The Bee Hive

A masturbation practice. Pour honey in your pussy and let the bees build their nest inside.

After I did the Bee Hive, I squirted out all the bees like its Niagara Falls

by analcarnage April 15, 2015

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Cum Hive

When a woman gives a man a handjob and the sperm gits stuck in the womans eat canal and then slurps it out.

Last night my wife and I got into a preDICKament that included a Cum Hive.

by EnderMickle December 18, 2017

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Reddit hive-mind

Reddit is a popular social commentary website that houses the largest hive mind (collective conscience) on the internet.

The said hive-mind often loves to find the tiniest bits of "hidden meanings" in people's opinions and use it against them, regardless whether those implications were intentional or not. It is essentially an act of guessing what the opinion giver failed to admit (as if they had any) and calling them out on it.

Most of the time, the hive-mind's guessing game turns out to be plain wrong and the opinion giver is left in a state of astonishment and resentment, as they obviously didn't mean to imply whatever the hive-mind claims they were implying.

This often results in the OP (original poster) to give a grudged reply to the Redditor, clarifying that this is not what they meant to say. If such a reply is disdainful enough, it will warrant more Redditors to come in and defend the hive-mind with more ridiculous accusations (e.g. "you're just trying to cover up that...", "you're failing to see...", etc.). And the hive-mind will do this until the OP gives up from all the downvotes.

While such an interrogative 'tactic' is useful in places such as academic critiquing and obviously police interrogation, on a social commentary website, it is practically useless and quite frankly infuriating. It is doing nothing but gaslighting the opinion giver.

Example of the Reddit hive-mind in action #1:

OP: Can weed make you as intoxicated as alcohol?
Redditor 1: No, and why do you ask? Please don't tell me you're going to use weed as a date rape drug...
OP: Ummm... what? No, why would you even assume that that was my intention?
Redditor 2: Because the way you phrased it seemed like you were asking to use it on somebody.
OP: *feeling astonished* I-I literally was never even aware of the way I phrased it.....
Redditor 3: Well now you're aware.
OP: .....I'm sorry? What did I even do wrong?? I was literally just curious, jeez people.

Example of the Reddit hive-mind in action #2:

OP: I think that every topic can be joked about, within reason.
Redditor 1: Soooo basically you don't think every topic can be joked about....
OP: What.... well I mean yeah I guess if you put it that way, but that wasn't really my point. Obviously some jokes can't be taken to the extreme.
Redditor 2: But that means you're implying that people can't freely express what they might think is funny. You have no right to control someone else's thoughts or humor.
OP: You know what? Just shut the fuck up. I'm sick and tired of the Reddit hive-mind.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 23, 2020

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Gramps from Hive

BADASSERY

Wasp:Hey, Gramps coming

Queen:Hold my beer,I need to see that badassery
Top comment on Hives ep 63:Gramps from Hives

by Helen123123 November 20, 2018


Butt Hives

Simply hives on your anus. In which case, "hives" are small bumps.

I was going to bang her, but i saw she had Butt Hives.

by jlambeth14 July 24, 2011

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Noelle Hively-Izon

She is a person who ware you can act your self around her. Sometimes can act funny and cra cra ( in a good way). A person ware you can be funny and she won’t take it personal.

Wow Noelle Hively-Izon that’s soooo funny.

by ShyBoi54321 November 24, 2021

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