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A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.
Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.
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The period between October 30th and February 15th when women and men think its time to get into a relationship for the holidays because they do not want to be lonely over the holidays...After the February 15th Holiday love is over they break up and move onto Spring/Summer love..and try their luck there...this rotation happens every year...
Damn Keisha always looking for "Holiday Love"...so she can stock up on gifts..and shit...then dump a nigga after Valentines!
catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.
the smiths are such holiday catholics; they only go to church on christmas and easter.
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One who has never experienced popular signs of affection during holidays. He/she has probably never had a kiss under the mistletoe, a new years kiss, a valentine kiss, or maybe even a valentine. In some cases, this also applies to birthday sex.
Guy 1~ "Oh, dude... another new years party, and I'm still a holiday virgin."
Guy 2~ "Hah, loser. I just lost my holiday virginity to that Baberaham Lincoln over there."
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A phrase used by folks who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Christmas, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday that uses "universal holiday" trees.
Gee guys, I really want a Christmas tree, but I don't want to feel like I'm excluding anyone...why don't I call it a Holiday Tree and pretend that every other religion is "pretty much like Christianity"?
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The medical disease that corresponds with all major holidays. Involving an increase in surface area for a person's belly, this disease is highly contagious and is usually spread at family gatherings. Symptoms include drowsiness, lethargy, loss of self esteem, an increase in food purchases, and sometimes even comatose. Early signs involve tighter waistlines and/or constant loosening of belts. There is no known cure for this disease at the time of this writing.
Paul, "Wow is Melissa pregnant?"
Joe, "No, but she's def caught the holiday belly..."
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A holiday in which you spend most of your time doing the same or something very similar to your normal work.
Comes from the late 1800's, where a man who drives a bus for a living goes on a long bus journey on their holiday.
A professional musician spends take time off and spends most of it practising music.
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