You want to grab your personal fuck toy and shove it into your tail pipe. Proceed to strip and start up your vehicle. Return to the tail pipe and place your cock into the toy. Pullout out your homemade blow pop!
Timothy was craving something to lick, so he decided to try out the homemade blowpop!
A term used in competitive Pokémon when a Pokémon survives an attack from full health at 1 HP, despite not carrying a Focus Sash item or having the ability Sturdy. Usually a Homemade Sash has a very notable impact on the battle, often making the difference between a win or a loss. This term was first used by Pokemon Showdown user Xeno Disconnected, when fellow user Escaval's last Pokémon, Mega Sableye, lived an Alolan Marowak's Flare Blitz at 1 HP, allowing it to take said Marowak out with Knock Off and winning the game.
While originally the term was only used when a Pokémon lived exactly at 1 HP, thanks to Pokémon Showdown's HP Percentage mod the term was also used for any attack living at 1% HP, which could usually also be 2 or 3 HP. Later the term also got used for any attack being survived at 1% HP, even if the defender wasn't at full HP, under the motto "Homemade Sash: Works anytime, anywhere!"
Xeno Scarf: What the fuck|Wtf this nibba's Slowbro just survived my Shadow Ball at 1% and took out my Haunter with Psyshock
Xeno Escaval: That's Homemade Sash for ya
*Xeno Scarf left.
When you fuck a fat chick and right before you cum you pull out twist up her stomach into a swirl and Cum on it.
Diego was fucking a fat chick the night before his 25th birthday and right before he was about to cum he pulled out grabbed he stomach, twisted it up and frosted her. After he took a bite out. When the fat chick asked why, he responded, “ I like homemade cinnamon rolls!”
Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.
Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade
A term for penis and the sex resulting from it
Micheal: I'm gonna have some nice homemade cookies
Jerome: should I tell him
Material or things made by someone who isn’t very well known and makes it themselves and is somewhat independent.
Usually it applies to artists who are either up-and-coming, not popular yet, or are already popular but not mainstream Level.
I love independent and up-and-coming artists and chefs. So much homemade goodness.
Sexual intercourse, and or masterbation that puts one to sleep.
I need some of his homemade melatonin tonight.